HalliePuff

"Someone said that we need Pastors and Priests to remind us that one day we are going to die. But we need Poets, Writers and Singers to remind us that we're Not Dead Yet." -Linford Detwiler

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Anonymous asked: Do puns physically hurt you?

bewbin:

bombing:

bewbin:

bombing:

every pun I see shaves about 12 years off my total life span and also it’s illegal to make them around me

Wow that’s some severe pun-ishment

ARGHHHHH

dont say argh. pirate speak is addictive and you’ll get hooked